gravesandghouls:

"Riding High" by Gil Elvgren, 1958

gravesandghouls:

"Riding High" by Gil Elvgren, 1958

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fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

(Source: sighmitch)

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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas)

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Parenting Done Right: Morticia Addams

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfield

(Source: bluejay--way)

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rarelyrelevant:

Me: I am the OG

Friend: Original Gangster? 

Me: Opera Ghost

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nuggles:

favorite trope: the very important hand touch in period dramas

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tapedpages:

*knocks on your door* masquerADE *climbs through your window* PAPER FACES ON PARADE *shakes you* MASQUERADE *punches you in the face* HIDE YOUR FACE SO THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND YOU

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